Trips to the bathroom: 21 (fourth flour, North wing, stall with the broken shelf and weird hole in the ceiling)
Caffeine consumed: In excess of 5,000 mg (Really? Then why am I tired?)
Hours of sleep debt accumulated: 23 (Oh, that's why.)
Pages printed: 1,118 (aka $55.90)
Printed pages trashed: 598 (aka $29.90 wasted)
Highlighters killed: 6: 3 yellow, 2 green, and a pink
Alternate careers viewed online: countless
Facebook activations: 7
Facebook deactivations: 7
Days diet broken: Only those ending in "-y"
Holidays missed: Mardi Gras, St. Patricks Day
Bruises on forehead from banging against wall: 4
Walks across the street for fro-yo: 4 (all to bring back sanity from head banging above)
Number of people who have cheerfully told me "It will all be worth it in the end!" (from whatever sunny place they are at): 8
Number of people I've had violent thoughts toward: 8
Papers finished: 0.65
Time left till paper due: 3 days, 17 hours, 21 minutes
Time wasted by blogging: 13 minutes...
...On that note, back to work.
